About Us

The Deseret Dagger is a wholly unreliable, absolutely unofficial, and blessedly niche news satire publication focused on the unique cosmos of Mormon fundamentalism, restoration movements, Mormon history, Church culture, Utah culture, modernity, and the peculiar people who orbit them.

Like every other publication, we write propaganda — but only the true kind of propaganda, couched in fake news. The kind that says more in jest than some say in sermons. We poke fun at institutions, traditions, apostles (self-declared and self-excommunicated), and the occasional mighty and strong one. No one is immune, but everyone is loved as a child of the Most High God.

We strive to use discernment, that we do not stray onto sacrilegious or irreverent paths. We operate from the principle that laughter is a higher law and satire, when wielded in charity, is a legitimate tool of prophetic critique and mutual improvement.

Praise God - "the Kingdom of God or nothing".

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Disclaimer (Read This Before Suing Us)

This website is a work of satire. All articles, characters, events, and quotes — even those based on real people or doctrines — are fictional and humorous in intent. The Deseret Dagger is not affiliated with any Mormon fundamentalist sect, Restoration sect, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, or your uncle who lives in Manti and claims he holds the keys.

Any resemblance to real-life General Authorities, priesthood councils, or Facebook prophets is purely coincidental… and also kind of the point.

Do not use this website as a source for actual news, temple recommend interviews, or plural marriage applications.

If you're entertained, intrigued, informed, or enlightened, we consider that a spiritual success.