The Deseret Dagger
MORMON PROPHECY, REVELATION, & NEWS SATIRE
Est. the Year of our Lord 2025
Modern prophecies and revelations from God Almighty, received in His Spirit. Heed the voice of warning; do not trample the oracles of God under your feet. Repent, and serve in His vineyard.
"Oh, that all the LORD’s people were prophets and that the LORD would put His Spirit upon them!" -Numbers 11:29
The bitter pill of truth is at times best served with a spoonful of sweet comedy. Enter Mormon news satire.
"And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter." -Revelation 10:10
We will never use AI in any of our writings.
The Kingdom of God or Nothing.
Love God, and Love Thy Neighbor. God Bless.